oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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