how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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