ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I want to be your penis for a week.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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