I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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