So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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