dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Randomize
