She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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