cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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