I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
it was like having sex with a tree stump
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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