what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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