"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
The ass gains better be worth it
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