Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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