dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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