how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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