Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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