Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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