I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
my sisters under your porch take her home
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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