AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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