The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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