so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Randomize
