At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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