is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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