She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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