what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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