Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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