I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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