I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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