yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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