I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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