I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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