Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
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