what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
should my penis look like a turkey
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Randomize
