At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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