id be glad to
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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