Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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