your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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