It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
we're making bets on your personal life
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Randomize
