Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Houston, we have a squirter
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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