D3 body, D1 cock
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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