i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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