i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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