Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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