Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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