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(662): View more from Mississippi

I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction

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(516): View more from New York

I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life

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(240): View more from Maryland

We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.

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(248): View more from Michigan

There r osticjed everywhere

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.

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(850): View more from Florida

This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..

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