ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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