It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
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