I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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