school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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