I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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