No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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