I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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