omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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