Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Randomize
