I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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