love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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