I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
