I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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