No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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