let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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