So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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